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Fiddle me a soldier’s waltz.
Twiddle me some twaddle.
Shake that spear like Willie did
and quack a duck walk waddle.
Hey quack a duck walk waddle,
quack a duck walk waddle.
Stick my head in the Frigidaire
and bring my ping-pong paddle.
Bring my ping-pong paddle.
Come on, bring my ping-pong paddle.
Stick my head in the Frigidaire
and leave to till tomorrow .
Hit me with a Lucky Strike.
Match my mood with folly.
Strike it rich, take it slow
and deck the halls with holly.
Hey, deck the halls with holly,
deck the halls with holly.
Stick my head in the Frigidaire.
Feed catnip to my collie.
Feed catnip to my collie,
feed catnip to my collie,
stick my head in the Frigidaire
and kill my cousin Wally.
Yeah, kill my cousin Wally.
Kill my cousin Wally,
stick my head in the Frigidaire
and take me down to Bali.
Yeah, take me down to Bali,
take me down to Bali,
stick my head in the Frigidaire
and sing oong gung gong golly
Yeah sing oong gung gong golly,
sing oong gung gong golly,
stick my head in the Frigidaire
and snort a hot tamale…
Scuba dive below the deep.
The sea is full of fishes.
Send an eel to Freddie Neil
along with my best wishes.
Along with my best wishes,
along with my best wishes,
stick my head in the Frigidaire
and leave the dirty dishes
Leave the dirty dishes,
leave the dirty dishes,
go on stick my head in the Frigidaire
and split them loaves and fishes.
Split them loaves and fishes,
split them loaves and fishes.
Stick my head in the Frigidaire
and consummate my wishes.
Consummate my wishes.
Yes, consummate my wishes,
stick my head in the Frigidaire
and kisses to the missus.
Whoops.
Woo me with your rapid tongue,
drench me in your witty,
wrench my nut and crack my shell,
I’m living in the city.
I’m living in the city,
I’m living in the city,
I’m gonna stick my head in the Frigidaire
and see if I get pretty.
See if I get pretty,
see if I get pretty,
I’m gonna stick my head in the Frigidaire
And make like Walter Mitty.
Make alike Walter Mitty,
Gonna make-a like Walter Mitty.
Gonna stick my head in the Frigidaire
And do the nitty gritty.
Do the nitty gritty,
Gonna do the nitty gritty.
I’m gonna stick my head in the Frigidaire
and sing another ditty.
Over there I think I see it up ahead, yes it is!
It’s a great big fat nineteen forty-eight chrome plated handled,
chock full of Heineken beer and a freezer full of Hagen-Daz
and it’s not an Amana and it’s not a Norge.
Its not a Kalvinator, by George! No, what we’ve got here
Is a genuine Betty Crocker autographed Frigidaire
It’s so cool !!!
(George Gerdes / George Gerdes Music / ASCAP) | 
